Arizona Cardinals: Patrick Peterson. Best Corner in the game. Shadows the opposing teams best WR. Plays in the way that Deion Sanders, Ron Woodson, Darrell Green, all-time greats did. Insane draft hype and he's lived up to it. He also High Steps like Prime Time.
Atlanta Falcons: Demond Trufant. Already a better Corner than his older brother was, I've been a big fan of Trufant's since he was at the University of Washington. Watching CB vs WR matchups is one of my favorite aspects in football, and this guy doesn't disappoint. If you don't know who he is, learn soon because he's a future All-Pro, multiple times over.
Baltimore Ravens: Joe Flacco. The conversation; "Is Joe Flacco Elite" is non-sense. He is. He throws the deep ball better than anyone else in the NFL, and he's a pure pocket passer. If he's back healthy, the Ravens are a Super Bowl dark horse. He's not a media darling so he doesn't get the credit he deserves, but he can flat out play the QB position.
Buffalo Bills: Robert Woods. Coming out of USC I thought Woods cold be a great slot receiver in the NFL and still do. Very good route runner, and solid hands. If he was in place of say, Julian Edelman I don't think the Patriots would miss much of a beat. One can only hope he is free from the Bills and goes to a good team soon.
Carolina Panthers: Cam Newton because he pisses off a lot of NFL fans just by being himself. Oh, he's also a really good QB.
Chicago Bears: Alshon Jeffery. Loved him sine he was playing for the "Old Ball Coach" at South Carolina. Slipped in the draft due to work ethic questions, struggled as a rookie. Then he looked slimmer in his 2nd year and exploded. He's ability to make contested catches is worth watching.
Cleveland Browns: Cody Kessler. I'm a USC fan and had to pick at least one player...The Browns suck. At least Cleveland got LeBron James back.
Dallas Cowboys: Tony Romo, he's hated unnecessarily. Truth is he's been a really good QB his whole career, perception is he chokes. Perception is wrong people. He's also not supposed to be where he is, he was an undrafted Free Agent.
Denver Broncos: Von Miller. I've never seen a pass rusher this talented. He gets a lot of credit and I still don't think it's enough.
Detroit Lions: Matt Stafford. Just a chubby, douche-bag frat boy from Texas playing QB throwing for over 4,000 yards every year. He looks like the who would show up to your child's first birthday with a Beer Bong for "The Dads" and call you "Bro" all the time. Gotta respect that he hasn't changed since he was 14.
Green Bay Packers: Jordy Nelson. He's under rated and always open. He is never mentioned as a top tier WR but puts up top tier WR production. He also wants to be a teacher when he retires, have to love someone willing to dedicate their life to helping young people.
Houston Texans: Lamar Miller. Got the fuck out of Miami while the getting was good. Seriously under used as a Dolphin. He's breaking out this year, and I'm not talking about the kind you see a doctor for.
Indianapolis Colts: Andrew Luck and his neck beard for the win.
Jaguars: Blake Bortles. Dude tweeted at newly drafted rookies, "Fireball?" That's a leader of a young team. One day it will be "Scotch?" But not yet. Respect Bortles, Respect.
KC Cheifs: Eric Berry. He BEAT CANCER.
Miami Dolphins: Donkey Kong Suh. Anyone willing to kick a QB is ok with me. They are pre-madonas that need to be punished.
Minnesota Vikings: Harrison Smith. He's a stud. Under rated at Safety against the run and the pass.
Patriots: Tom Brady. Enough Said.
Saints: Wes Snead, thanks for the fantasy points.
New York Jets: Eric Decker. Thanks for the fantasy points.
Oakland Raiders: Aldon Smith. Get healthy mentally and realize your potential, please.
Philadelphia Eagles: Jordan Matthews. Wanted the 49ers to draft him out of Vanderbilt, but they never listen to me...
Steelers: Antonio Brown. Best WR I've seen since the 90's.
San Diego Chargerss: Manti Teo. Over came the Girlfriend scandal, and was a solid joke for a year.
San Francisco 49ers: Bruce Miller. College DE then played Fullback. Now learning Tight End and a great special teams player. Just a fucking football player.
Seattle Seahawks: Michael Bennett. Deserves more money, doesn't hold out. Called out Steph Curry for the price of his Basketball Camps. Solid Beard.
St. Louis Rams: Aaron Donald. See my previous posts. I think he's a top 3 defensive player in the NFL.
Tampa Bay Buccaneers: Jamies Winston. Crab Legs right after getting drafted to troll America. Respect.
Tennessee Titans: Jack Conklin. Wrestled in high school. Any person willing to compete in a singlet in front of Strangers is strong in my book.
DC Football team: DeSean Jackson. DO YOU LIKE THAT